So I was bored and I thought, hey, why don’t I start typing questions into Google and see what comes up in the search!

Why are so many people asking if Edward Cullen dies? Also, why is it that when all I type is ‘Edward’ everything is about Edward Cullen? What about people like Ed Elric? Pssshttt.

Wtf is a byronic hero? *Wikis* OH wow. I learned something new today! The fact that it is possible that not everyone who uses the internet is completely stupid and uses terms like byronic. Interesting….
Also I feel slightly ashamed for being a writer and not knowing that. Then again, I didn’t exactly take any English courses outside of the required ones because Math, Science and Programming consume my soul.

Is anybody there? Lol. This restores my faith in the internet as a whole being moronic.

Depending on where in the DBZ series you are, Goku could be dead, and he could be alive. But also, ‘Is Goku stronger than Superman?’ That is actually a good question… Hm… But man, why is the most results always for ‘Is __________ real?’ Honestly, do you really need to google this?

LOLOLOLOL. Omg. Wow. LOOOOLLLLLL. Okay. That pretty much speaks for itself. Although, yes, Drake is Jimmy from Degrassi who wanted to be a rapper. And ended up being a rapper IRL. Sort of funny how things work out like that.

When is my birthday? … o_O

My dad is not a phone. Wow. How insightful.

It took me a second to get what ‘Is iron man made or natural’. Again, why is all the results ‘Is ______ real?’ or ‘Is _______ dead?’

Wtf… Jewish? Republican? Australian? Bipolar? I can get the sober one, but like, seriously?

Why is Yahoo so important in determining if Kakashi is dead? And… Does anyone really think Masashi Kishimoto would say whether or not Kakashi is a virgin? … -___-
LASTLY:

This just makes me sad. No one apparently cares about Shikamaru enough to search him T_T Waahhhh.
By: Angela @ http://sayarynth.com
ReplyDeleteThis made my day. Thank you Karol. I might just worship you for the rest of my life.
By: AR
ReplyDeleteTry “why does”. The internet is a strange place. =D
By: Jeff @ http://jeffbain.ca
ReplyDeleteSo, Karol, I don’t suppose you’ve heard of “Autocomplete me” ? If not, you’re going to hate me because you’ll waste some time reading it : http://autocompleteme.com
Seriously though, everyone loves terrible google searches.
By: Natty @ http://www.divine-designs.net/
ReplyDeleteNo idea if you’re English, or even saw the episode, but Graham Norton did this on his chat show, Whilst Robert Downey Jr was on there Was blood hilarious. You tube it if you want to see =p My favourite is the one about the scary Chinese people Just add “Chinese” into any search for hilarious results! No offence intended ><
By: Angela @ http://sayarynth.com
ReplyDeleteAhaha, wow… Yeah, spelling… Uh, not really my biggest strength. I was about to update anyway just now because I saw Avatar yesterday and I’m going to harangue everyone to go see it! :]
By: Ashley @ http://www.iron-glass.org/
ReplyDeleteStumbled upon your site, and saw this post. Hilarious. By the way “My dad is not a phone” is from a Saturday Night Live skit that is, also, hilarious. You should check it out.